Tariffs, Tweets, and Tendies—Meet DUMB
The world's first tariff-themed memecoin, turning market volatility into a high-stakes game of economic satire. Don't just watch the chaos, own it.
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The Art of the DUMB Deal
Volatility as a Feature
We didn't invent market swings, but we're the first to monetize the punchline. DUMB thrives on the absurdity of trade wars.
Decentralized Satire
Our tokenomics are a parody of protectionism. The more chaotic the markets, the more rewarding the memes become.
Meme-Fueled Velocity
Powered by a community that understands irony. Every tweet, every tariff, is just more fuel for the DUMB rocket.
From Tariff Joke to DUMB Glory
Step 1: The Tweet
A 280-character policy decision sends shockwaves through global markets. The algorithm notices.
Step 2: Market Chaos
The S&P 500 does a little dance. Analysts are confused. Our servers are celebrating.
Step 3: DUMB Rises
As traditional portfolios weep, the DUMB protocol executes, rewarding holders for embracing the madness.
Chart is for illustrative and comedic purposes only. This is not financial advice. Past performance is not indicative of future results, especially when it's made up.
The Meme-conomy
GIVEAWAY: 5 SOL When 500k Market Cap Reached
To celebrate our first milestone, we're giving back to the community that makes it all possible.
Eligibility and terms & conditions apply. Must hold a minimum of 100 DUMB tokens to participate. Void where prohibited. Or whatever.
Craft Your Own DUMB Meme with AI
Important: The AI has safety filters and cannot create images of real people, especially political figures. Prompts asking for them will fail.
For best results, focus on abstract concepts, actions, and characters. Be descriptive!
- Good prompt: "A cartoon bull market wearing a hard hat, building a wall of tariffs"
- Bad prompt: "Image of [Politician's Name] signing a tariff document"
Join the 5 SOL Giveaway on Discord!
The entire giveaway is happening live in our Discord community. Join the server, find the #giveaways channel, and follow the instructions to enter. Good luck!
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